Top 15 Mistakes Women Make In Bed

If you think that being good at sex is a man's job, you're mistaken. Below are some advice for avoiding the most common fifteen mistakes women make in bed.

1. Reading Cosmo like it's the sex bible- Men and women both make this big mistake. The writers for Cosmopolitan have their moments, but as a whole, they are incredibly unreliable sources. Some things they suggest are absolutely absurd and will surely have the opposite effect they claim. From a man: "Do not believe what "Cosmo" tells you. I read it once and it was instructing women to give what I can only describe as a Chinese burn to their boyfriend's [penis]" (from itshiphop.com).
   
   
2. Insecurities - Another rule that goes for both men and women is that the presence of insecurities makes a person undesirable to others. Confidence in and out of the bedroom is the sexiest thing anyone can portray. Just because women pick men apart constantly (I can say that because I admit I do it), doesn't mean they do it back. Almost all men absolutely love the female form, in varying shapes and sizes, and cannot see the imperfections we see.
   
   
3. Lie like a lump on a log - Be active in your sex life and your quest for orgasm. Discover what you like and teach him how to please you. Sex is great fun, if you let it be. Sex doesn't always have to be a workout, though. Slow, relaxing lovemaking definitely has its place.
   
   
4. Thinking men have erogenous zones - There's only one, ladies, and it's not hard to find. A few men enjoy pre-sex fun with other parts of their bodies, and some would like you to venture from it for short bits or as an addition to direct stimulation, but rarely by itself. In fact, it may be an indicator that your guy has some sex issues if he's pushing you to try a lot of craziness in the bedroom. Sometimes men who watch too much porn find themselves trying to play it out with their lovers (and women wonder why they feel inadequate)!
   
   
5. Being self-critical - It sure is difficult for women to take a compliment sometimes, especially if you don't agree with them. Try with all your might to accept his attention and compliments gracefully as often as possible!
   
   
6. Faking orgasms - Never, never, NEVER fake it! If it is because you'd just like to get it over with, get out of bed and don't get back in until you really want to. If you are enjoying the sex and would like to get out from under the pressure to climax, talk to your guy and let him know (might be a buzz kill during sex, but certainly at another time). If you want one, then make the effort to get one. If he's doing something that is stopping you from orgasming, let him know! If you feel incapable of reaching orgasm and wish to do so, do some research on anorgasmia and work it out.
   
   
7. Assuming that men will be "up" for it at the drop of a hat anytime, anywhere - News to me, but apparently, men don't get hard with every passing breeze. Emotions, insecurities, worries, or tiredness can make the grand stand-up take some time. They aren't much different than women in this way, only a woman's process of arousal isn't as visible.
   
   
8. Forgetting how visual men are - Almost all men go crazy at the sensual sights. They never get sick of seeing a naked woman, a woman in lingerie, a woman posed seductively, a woman in the shower, a woman in a bathing suit, a woman anywhere… you get the idea. Just like we want them to recognize our feminine desires, it is important for guys to have their eye candy as well.
   
   
9. Giving him the silent treatment - If he makes you hot, let him know it. You don't have to talk dirty, but make some noise. Let him hear how much you are enjoying yourself. Your sex will get more satisfying when you let him know that he's pleasing you.
   
   
10. Expecting him to think like a woman - While your man really wants to please you and is likely to do whatever he can to make things great for you, it might not come naturally to him. It might never cross his mind to choose his bedding with you in mind, trim up his back hair, or do the things you like during sex. Again, this is about communicating with your lover. Not many people, men or women, are born great lovers. Everyone learns from somewhere, why not have them learn from you?
    
    
11. Not initiating sex - Yet another two way street. Your guy enjoys being pursued as much as you do. It is the glue that holds an intimate relationship together. Neglecting your job to initiate sexual contact will send your lover the message that you aren't interested in it at all. Both partners have got to keep their spoons in the pot.
    
    
12. Losing your sexuality after becoming a mother - Men complain about this all the time and it's often not deserved. What is reality, though, is that women sometimes do get too tired to make their sex lives a priority, too caught up in being a new mother to notice their husband romantically, and too self-critical to be sexy with their guys. You've got to remember that the beginning of a perfect family is the perfect couple. You can't put that relationship on the back burner for long before it burns up.
    
    
13. Letting go of your female allure - Your guy wants to keep all the passion alive in your relationship as much as you do, but if he can't see any of the female sweetness that got him hot for you in the first place, what is he supposed to cling to? The memory of your allure? The friendship that has developed out of your relationship? If you know what it is like to end up with half the guy you fell in love with, make sure you don't do that to the man you love.
    
    
14. Getting your feelings hurt when he doesn't want to cuddle - It's no joke that at orgasm, there are chemicals released in a man's body that makes him want to roll over and go to sleep. Sometimes, the feeling is so intense that cuddling (while still hot and breathing heavy from his performance) with you feels like torture. Give him a break when he needs to rest. Other times (or other men… and I have proof) will be ready to talk and kiss or even get up and do the dishes!
    
    
15. Insisting on being the dominant partner all of the time - Love and sex are about exploring each other and fulfilling each other's desires. Taking control of a sexual experience can be the perfect way of letting your partner know what feels good to you, but you've got to hand over the reigns sometimes as well. His sense of self as a man depends on it, and a good lover is one who realizes their partner's needs and desires.

It's time to take action, ladies. Don't let any of these mistakes get in the way of your inner sex goddess emerging!

I…L…O…V…E…Y…O…U

Those simple words confuse me.
For I thought I knew what they meant.
Until I lost and won some,
My love today is for rent.

I love you.

Those simple words I know so well.
I wish for you to know.
That just liking someone is so different.
So I will say it real slow.

I L O V E Y O U

Those are the words of a million feelings.
My hopes and dreams and joys.
Little girls writing love letters.
Chasing after boys.

I…L…O…V…E…Y…O…U

Why Guys Like Girls...

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ...just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.

When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

i don't know if its true...


1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down .


2.. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.


3.. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .


4.. Give you the remote control during the game .


5.. Come up behind you and put his arms
around you.


6.. Play with your hair.


7.. His hands always find yours ..


8. Be cute when he really wants something.


9.. Offer you plenty of massages.


10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.


11. Never run out of love.


12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.


13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.


14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.


15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.


16. Smile a lot.


17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.


18. Appreciate you.


19. Help others out.


20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.


21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.


22. Sing, even if he can't.


23. Have a creative sense of humor.


24. Stare at you.


25. Call for no reason.


26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

The art of making others happy

It will take just 37seconds to read this and change your thinking.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every colour and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, 'perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.

'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.'

Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Is Wife PRICELESS?

A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Priceless , isn't it?