SMS Pilihanraya

Since the day of the election i've been getting loads of SMS's making fun of our former Ministers. Well its not a good thing to do but then take it as a joke la ok. These are part and parcel of being a public figure. Well these are some SMS's that i received. Enjoyyyy and for those who cant take jokes DONT READ! And you BN guys dont be sore losers la! Face it! And work hard for the next election....if u guys still around la.

Gurindam Paklah -

Panas ku sangka hingga ke petang

Rupanya Hujan di tengahari.

Kelantan ku sangka mudah

Rupanya ku hilang 5 negeri

Sungguh malang nasibku ini

Tiada kampung dan tiada negeri

Penang negeriku di tawan DAP

taktau kemana nak bawa diri

Ada baiknya ku undur diri

bagi peluang kepada khairy

sambil kutumpu kepada isteri

manalah tau kot2 dapat baby!!!

Promotion!

New dental clinic

opening today in Sg. Panjang.

Tooth extraction, filling, braces, etc.

Low price.

1st 100 patients get

free tempe and one Penyapu.

Contact Dr. Khir Toyo or

visit www.newtoyo.com.my for appt.

P.S Nose Job and facial also available.

Latest updates!!!

Zainuddin Mydin

akan baca berita TV1 jam 12 tgh malam ini.

Samy vellu

sekarang bekerja di toll booth no 4 di Jelapang.

Khir Toyo

buka gerai jual tempe di Kelang.

Koh Tsu Koon

jual yong tau foo di Pdg Kota!

Where Are They?

Samy vellu :

Running barber shop in S. Siput -

Sam's Stylo Saloon

Shahrizat :

Selling pasembur and mami's mee goreng -

Izat's Takeways at Lucky Garden.

Dr. Koh Tsu Koon :

Hawker at Gurney Drive, Penang -

Koh's Fried Kuey Teow and Susu Soya.

Kayveas :

Washing cars in Taiping bus stand -

KVs car Wash & Shine

Maidin :

Storekeeper at Maidin Supermarket,

Sg petani.

Dr Khir Toyo: Bulk order

Handmade Coconut leaf broomstick

to Residence of Sg. Panjang.

Pagi ini Samy vellu masuk estet potong getah.

Shahrizat buka tadika.

Zainuddin buka kedai kopi.

Awang Adek jd bomoh.

Aziz Shamsuddin bwk teksi.

Khir Toyo jd tukang sapu kat PKNS.

Firdaus jadi tok Imam kat masjid P.Pauh.

Yg lain2 biasa je...

join bangla kerja kat

kilang kasut selipar getah.

Kesan PRU KE 12:

Samy Vellu

jadi sami kat Bt Caves

Khir Toyo

akan dipamerkan d pameran hantu dan toyol

Zainuddin Maidin

jd jaga d pasaraya mydin

Shahrizat Jalil

ok la dpt tender cuci tandas di bukit jalil

Awg Adek

dgr2 bwk tasbih besar pakai kot + kain batik

duk meratib MBMBMB.

Samy Vellu, Palanivel,

Komala, Vickneswaran, Sothinathan,

Rajagopalu etc etc

are forming

a new party called FBI party.

Fucked by Indians party.