A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date:
You get to have sex in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMAN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMAN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and
an expensive restaurant
Second Date:
You meet her parents and
her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date:
You have sex,
she wants to marry you
& insists on a 3 carat ring
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together
& hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a girlfriend
JEWISH WOMAN:
First Date:
You get dynamite head.
Second Date:
You get more great head..
Third Date:
You tell her you'll marry her
and never get head again.
POLISH WOMAN:
First Date:
You go to pick her up,
and she isn't home.
She gave you the wrong address.
Second Date:
You decide to meet at a restaurant.
She gets lost getting to the restaurant
and then again going home.
Third Date:
She's pregnant.
She's not sure if its hers.
CHINESE WOMAN:
First date:
You get to buy her
an expensive dinner
but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her
an even more expensive dinner
but nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get
to the third date
and you have already realized
nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMAN:
First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.
BLACK WOMAN:
First Date:
You get to buy her
a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
Your get to buy her
and her girlfriends
a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone
other than you!
LATIN WOMAN
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner,
get her drunk on Reunite,
have sex in the back of her car
Second Date:
She is pregnant
Third Date:
Move in with her,
her two cousins,
her sister's boyfriend
and live happily ever after eating rice
and beans in the Bronx.
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date:
You get to have sex in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMAN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMAN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and
an expensive restaurant
Second Date:
You meet her parents and
her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
Third Date:
You have sex,
she wants to marry you
& insists on a 3 carat ring
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together
& hate the thought of having sex
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a girlfriend
JEWISH WOMAN:
First Date:
You get dynamite head.
Second Date:
You get more great head..
Third Date:
You tell her you'll marry her
and never get head again.
POLISH WOMAN:
First Date:
You go to pick her up,
and she isn't home.
She gave you the wrong address.
Second Date:
You decide to meet at a restaurant.
She gets lost getting to the restaurant
and then again going home.
Third Date:
She's pregnant.
She's not sure if its hers.
CHINESE WOMAN:
First date:
You get to buy her
an expensive dinner
but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her
an even more expensive dinner
but nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get
to the third date
and you have already realized
nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMAN:
First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.
BLACK WOMAN:
First Date:
You get to buy her
a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
Your get to buy her
and her girlfriends
a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone
other than you!
LATIN WOMAN
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner,
get her drunk on Reunite,
have sex in the back of her car
Second Date:
She is pregnant
Third Date:
Move in with her,
her two cousins,
her sister's boyfriend
and live happily ever after eating rice
and beans in the Bronx.
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